London Fascist Week.

I am joking. (Kind of..). London Fashion week kicked off over here on friday and its been egomaniacal mayhem ever since. I got tickets for the wonderful Luella show (Hand delivered by a beautiful girl on sunday morning at 12 prompt), only to realise I had rehearsal on the same morning. It was a sad day for Luella I hear.

Here are my favourite snippets of talk overheard from the front row:

“I told the woman on the door she was an absolute bitch and she s aid: ‘Im under instruction to be an absolute bitch’. What a bitch’- Just inside Vivienne Westwood show.

“Name, sir?”
“It’s Kanye”
“Sorry, you’re not down”
“It could be under West”
At House of Holland

Little girl: “I’m WASTED”
Mother: “Not now, darling”
Outside Vivienne Westwood

“Erm, why the hell is there chocolate in every single goody bag? Are they trying to kill us or something?”
Fat-haterz at Eley Kishimoto

-“You were pissed last night”
-“I was not. Did I see you?”
Amnesia at Schwab

“There’s a pair of UGG boots on the front row. MOVE HER ON”
At Richard Nicoll

I havent had much time to do any research but i liked the Louise Goldin black leather dresses and ASHISH show looked amazzzzing (im wearing some of his hotpants in the Arena shoot. how they fit a size 12 arse i do not know. out 4th march 🙂 )

Autumn 2009 has no pics yet so here are the faves from the spring 2009 collections.

Its so last season already. Snore.

Ashish– Playing card dress:

Christopher Kane– Gorilla Dress

PPQ– Is amazing


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